Shut up mom, this isn’t a phase. this is the REAL me
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
if i have to watch one more goddamn movie where an ugly as hell dude in his 40s is married to a gorgeous 20 yr old im gonna puke
Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like
ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning
“The other reason for introducing Wilson so early in the film was that they wanted him to appear before any conspiracy elements started showing up, helping to show the character as trustworthy, allowing Rogers to seek his help in the middle of the movie.”
“There were debates about whether Rogers should have a romance with Romanoff, but they opted not to do it because it would sell out both characters. In particular, they felt that if that happened, it would appear that the only reason to have Black Widow in the film was as a love interest, and there was so much more her character could offer the story.”
out of all the marvel affiliates i only truly trust the russo brothers
Russo Brothers for every other Marvel movie ever please *punts everyone else out the studio*.
Russo Brothers for everything.
sorry friends i can’t go out this weekend because i’ll be at the gym all day
Just an fyi to everyone, when it says you’ve hit the ask limit and tells you to wait an hour, that doesn’t mean exactly 60 minutes! It means until the next hour!
If you hit your ask limit at 4:45, you can ask again at 5:00. If you hit it at 5:02, you can ask again at 6:00. THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.
When I was little my older sister convinced me that if I never farted I would blow up at the age of 22.
Elizabeth II playable in Smash Bros. 4 with various skins.
trying to search about that new abc show
this is my life summed up in one conversation
"asexuals can and often do enjoy sex, attraction and libido are different!" yea that’s nice, but let’s not ignore the fact that the majority of aces ARE sex-aversive. like can we pls not make the ace community as sex normative as literally every other single fucking community out there. can we please.